A Tale Told by an Idiot




Vinci/Alexia. 20. Missouri.
Yoooo i figured since I'm revamping this kinda I should update the about me part. not that I have much to say about myself. I'm a college student who likes to draw and obsesses over movies and TV series and books and the like.
I am currently obsessed with Scarlett Johansson. No regrets.

laughatthestars:

today, my school hosted an exhibit for suicide awareness day. the exhibit included 1,100 backpacks in representation of the number of lives that are lost to mental illness each year on college campuses. many of these backpacks were donated by the families that lost loved ones and had their stories attached. i’m so proud of my school for bringing attention to such a serious issue.


(Source: fellcltysmoak)


I hope you find whatever it is you’re looking for. I hope that you find the inner peace that you need. I hope you can start to love yourself.

I hope you’re happy and I hope that you wake up every morning and fall in love with your life. I wish you the happiness that I’ve found.

So I’ll say it again: I don’t hate you. I just want you to be happy. Don’t you get that? I’ve only ever wanted you to be happy.

(Midnight thoughts (Your smile is too good to waste by being sad)

(Source: reality-escape-artist)

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phanventure-time:

nettymeowsbands:

amazingsmosherisnotonfire:

maybeiwantthetrouble:

miss-doctorwho:

palaeobelle:

huntelaarr:

2005 wasn’t just 2005

it was the beginning of an era

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Tell me about it

Doctor who;

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Totally right

yup

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2005 changed history

this is everything i care about

(Source: tweezing)


poshxspice:

subject13fringe:

montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

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today on satan makes a blog post


LET’S MAKE JENSEN ACKLES IN JEAN SHORTS THE MOST REBLOGGED GIF ON TUMBLR

year-of-the-deanmon:

We did one for Dean so I think it’s about time one for Jensen popped up!

NOW GO

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chemicaldarkshine:

hardestcopy:

bijou1986:

A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:Hey MomI’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.Love,Your Son.A couple days later he got a response from his mother:Dear Son,I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.When are the two of you coming for dinner?Love,Mom


BEST MOM

I’m crYING

chemicaldarkshine:

hardestcopy:

bijou1986:

A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.

About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”

He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:

Hey Mom
I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Your Son.

A couple days later he got a response from his mother:

Dear Son,
I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.
When are the two of you coming for dinner?
Love,
Mom

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BEST MOM

I’m crYING


2006/2014

They grew up great

(Source: out-in-the-open)


❝I wonder
whose arms would I run and fall into
if I were drunk
in a room with everyone
I have ever loved.❞
(this becomes almost deeper when you think of non-romantic loves too   (via sixties-queen)

(Source: abbycogen)

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skyrover9:

mkaiser323:

It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.

Being a dick even to demons