A Tale Told By An Idiot




Vinci/Alexia. I'm my own person, don't really fit into any category. I love to write, read, travel, and I've managed to get myself involved in several fandoms. Some day, I'm going to save all of the wild animals. There's a lot of Marvel/Captain America on my blog right now, because that's what I'm currently obsessed with, but I would not say this is strictly a Marvel blog.
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What gay men give to the world.  A-yup.

On the second one.

There’s this one gay club I go to that actually has a problem of straight guys going there to dance with girls.  I guess these guys don’t understand that girls can also be gay, because they assume that any girls at the club are there with their gay guy friends.

So one night I was out on the dance floor, and I see this guy.  He’s like over six-foot, at least, all beefed-up, muscle shirt, looks kindof like a douchebag.  And he’s just circling the dance floor, in one continuous loop, looking at the crowd like a predator, and it’s creeping me the fuck out.

It’s creeping me out enough that I don’t immediately realize what’s going on nearby.  Some girl has attracted one of the Assholes, who has proceeded to begin grinding on her.  She’s pushing him away, telling him to get lost.  He’s pulling that whole, “come on, don’t be a bitch” spiel, and generally just not getting the message.

BAM.  Suddenly, the prowling guy swoops in, like some sort of Gay Avenger.  He shoves himself between the girl and the Asshole, grabs the Asshole by the hips, and starts dirty dancing him like a God-damned fuck machine.  Asshole completely flips his shit, like how DARE another man try to dance with him at a GAY BAR???, starts spitting curses, and tears ass off the dance floor and out onto the sidewalk.

The Gay Avenger turns back to the girl, inclines his head in an, “are you okay?” sort of gesture.  She nods, and he returns to his previous position of circling the dance floor, looking for his next target.

Told this story to some guys upstairs.  Apparently Gay Avenger is a regular there.

someone write a comic book about Gay Avenger.

Reblogging for Gay Avenger

Gay Avenger is my favorite story on tumblr

GAY AVENGER

I did my undergrad thesis on Gay Avenger.

Gay Avenger is love. Gay Avenger is life.

Wait was the last one necessary

(Source: zahdimir)



Reblog if you’re gay, lesbian, bisexual, pansexual, asexual, transgender or a supporter.

This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if you’re straight, you should be a supporter.


lotrlockedwhovian:

doctor-supersherlokid:

adamcansuckme:

stillabrit:

haveahiddles:

I’m a writer.
SCORE

Ok so I’m a mercenary/Greek demigod (Hercules) I can work with that hahahahaha

Does Marty McFly count as a time traveler?

So, an avenger? (Thor)

Bounty hunter? Ok.

Superhero/Mechanic (Iron Man 3)? I’m ok with this

lotrlockedwhovian:

doctor-supersherlokid:

adamcansuckme:

stillabrit:

haveahiddles:

I’m a writer.

SCORE

Ok so I’m a mercenary/Greek demigod (Hercules) I can work with that hahahahaha

Does Marty McFly count as a time traveler?

So, an avenger? (Thor)

Bounty hunter? Ok.

Superhero/Mechanic (Iron Man 3)? I’m ok with this

(Source: astroextensionist)



Everyone has six names.
  1. Your real name:
    Alexia
  2. your detective name (favourite colour and favourite animal):
    Yellow Hyrax
  3. your soap opera name (middle name and street you live on):
    Vinciane Heather
  4. your star wars name (first three letters of last name, first two of middle): 
    Mbavi
  5. superhero name (color of your shirt, first item to your immediate left): 
    Black Pillow
  6. goth name (black and one of your pets): 
    Black Mystery

(Source: peacefulfrom1353)


Fill this in with stuff about you
  • Where I’m from: Originally, France. Live in the US though
  • Where I would like to live: Europe or South Africa maybe
  • Favorite food: Couscous!
  • Religion: Agnostic
  • Sexual orientation: Asexual/Grey-A ish who knows
  • Single/taken: Single
  • Favorite book: wait just one uhhhhhhh Harry Potter
  • Eye colour: Green
  • Favorite movie: (at the moment) Captain America 2
  • Favorite TV show: Doctor Who
  • Favorite band/singer: Alexander Rybak
  • Favorite day of the year: mmmm no idea
  • Favorite colour: Yellow
  • If I have any pets; A clowder of cats
  • What I’m listening to right now: Game of Thrones
  • Last movie I’ve watched: Iron Man 3
  • What’s my ringtone: idk its always on silent
  • Favorite male character from a TV show: The Doctor
  • Favorite female character from a TV show: Emma Swan
  • Favorite superhero: Black Widow
  • Celebrity crush: Scarlett Johansson

dearnonacepeople:

Reblog if you’d watch a show or movie with an asexual protagonist


mishaesque:

my favourite legend from the norse mythology is when a giant steals mjolnir and says he’ll give it back if he can have Freyja as his bride, but she refuses to go so instead Thor dresses up as her and Loki as her handmaiden and then at the wedding the giant places mjolnir in his bride’s (thor) lap and thor reveals himself and kills everybody and if that shouldn’t be made a short film with I don’t know what should